Wednesday, August 20, 2008
illusion of the day
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song of the week<3rd week>
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movie of the week<3rd week>
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joke of the day
KLCC TINGKAT 13
Baik-baik bila pergi ke KLCC !! Bawa kawan dan jangan sorang-sorang. Kisah benar yang mengerikan lagi menyeramkan ini terjadi kepada seorang staff lelaki yang bekerja di tingkat 40 bangunan KLCC.
Pada hari tersebut (hari Khamis malam Jum'at) beliau ada membuat OT dan terpaksa pulang agak lewat kira-kira jam 11 malam sendirian. Sampai di depan lif, dia pun tekan tombol untuk turun. Kemudian,pintu lift terbuka tanpa ada siapa2 didalamnya. Dia masuk dan tekan tombol "G" untuk ke Ground floor.
Tetapi entah mengapa, lift yang dia naiki itu terus naik ke atas, tidak turun ke bawah. Ketika sampai di tingkat 59, lift tersebut berhenti. Dan pintu lif terbuka... kemudian masuklah seorang perempuan yang cantik dan menawan sekali sambil tersenyum manis. Dia tak pernah melihat perempuan itu sepanjang bertugas di KLCC. Perempuan tadi pun masuk dan berdiri di belakangnya.
Dia tertanya-tanya di dalam hatinya... "Siapa perempuan itu, dan kenapa sudah lewat malam belum pulang ke rumah?" Mau disapa terasa malu p**a, jadi masing-masing saling diamlah. Dalam suasana hening sepi itu, lift tersebut terus meluncur turun dari satu tingkat ke satu tingkat.
Tiba di tingkat 13, lampu lift terpadam dan lift terhenti. Dia mencium bau yang teramat busuk, yang mengganggu rongga hidungnya. Bulu romanya tiba-tiba berdiri. Dalam keadaan yang begitu cemas dan seram, dia cuba menenangkan perasaannya dengan membaca apa sahaja ayat-ayat suci yang terlintas diingatannya sambil memberanikan diri untuk menoleh ke belakang setelah lampu lift menyala. Tiba-tiba saja, perempuan yang berada belakangnya ketawa ......... dan segera berkata ........
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Maaf ya... saya kentut...abang jangan marah ya ?"
Hahahahahha... jangan... jangan... jangan marah. Nanti cepat tuer
p/s: Jangan simpan angin anda ketika berada dalam lift. Keluarkan sehabis-habisnya sewaktu di luar. Kalau lift rosak secara tiba-tiba, taklah buat suspen kat orang lain
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Monday, August 11, 2008
issue of the day
Some Opening Ceremony fireworks were faked
By Chris Chase
If you watched the Opening Ceremony on Friday night, chances are you said something like, "no way that's possible" at least once. It turns out you were right.
London's Telegraph newspaper reports that some of the fireworks which appeared over Beijing during the television broadcast of the Olympic Opening Ceremony were actually computer generated. But -- hold on -- it's not necessarily as bad as you think.
The faked fireworks were actually set-off at the stadium, but because of potential dangers in filming the display live from a helicopter, viewers at home were shown a pre-recorded, computer-generated shot. It sounds dishonest, but I'm not sure it's such a terrible thing.
The Opening Ceremony is, at its core, just one big performance. And isn't it accepted that some things might not be legit at a performance? The final torch bearer wasn't actually running around the top of the stadium, does the fact that everyone could figure that out make it any less impressive? It might have been unnecessarily deceptive, but the firework-faking isn't really that big of a deal. But, if I found out that the lighted-drum thing wasn't on the up and up, then we'll have problems, China.
Photo via Getty Images
p/s:brits are nothing but bunch of whiners and haters. There just jealous there no longer the powerhouse of the world. F#ck all Brits!! btw, you guys suck at the olympics
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song of the week<2nd week>

eric benet
You're The Only One
I'm going back to the day we parted
And all the ways you are broken hearted
Take a trip everyday in my mind
I see your face I recall it few word
It's playing back like a broken record
I remember every tear in your eye
(If I do what I know)
I'll broke back in time
(I will write every wrong)
Oohh... I will change every line
(And you'll be here right now)
Just like yesterday
(But you will feel no more doubts)
When you hear me say
[Chorus:]
You're the only one I want (you're the only one... yeah)
You're the only one I need in my life (in my life, baby)
You're the only one I love (I love, love, love)
You're the only one I need in my life
I see the world through a haze of mem'ries
And then the girls don't mean a damn thing to me
It's kinda sad how they just don't compare
(Time will tell, let's wait and see)
(If our love we have was meant to be)
Cause I know we got a future out there
(Cause you're still my girl)
I don't care what they say
(Let's go back to our world)
Baby don't you threw this love away
(Cause I still believe)
In the magic above
(This is the matter of time)
And it's a matter of trial
[Chorus]
[Coda:]
Now girl it took sometime to get real with myself
Now loving me is easier sometimes
But if you find it we'll stay together
[Chorus: til fade]
Video
p/s: His voice and style are classic. I agree that he is underrated, but he represents a classic R&B style. There is not another voice like his and never will be. He can sing circles around anyone out there.
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movie of the week<2nd week>

trailer
p/s:Gimme a break?!! I don't know, they should just leave the story telling to the books because Star Wars should never be turned into this cartoony stuff. Also Anakin could never have an apprentice, especially from Yoda, Yoda said not to train Anakin in the first place and don't forget Anakin is a douche even before he is Vader.Im not gonna see this..This is a major flop movie
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Saturday, August 9, 2008
joke of the day
Burung Pipit
Kerana hairan, anak gadis kecil itu berkata, "Abang, apa abang tutup dengan buku tu?" tanya gadis kecil sambil menunjuk ke arah buku.
Kerana malu, pemuda itu menjawab,
"Ah tidak ada apa-apa. ini hanya seekor burung pipit?"
"Seekor burung pipit?" tanya gadis itu kebingungan. Betul, hanya seekor burung pipit," jawab pemuda lebih tegas.
Setelah gadis kecil itu pergi berlalu, si pemuda kembali membaca buku sambil meneguk minuman kerasnya. Tak lama kemudian, si pemuda tertidur.
Ketika terbangun, dia berada di hospital dan merasa sakit yang amat sangat.
Seorang polis menanyainya, "Apa yang terjadi?" "Saya tidak tahu. Saya sedang berjemur di pantai, lalu ada gadis kecil bertanya sebentar dan tidak lama setelah dia pergi saya tertidur dan kini tiba- tiba berada di sini."
Polis itu pergi ke pantai mencari gadis kecil dan bertanya, "Apa yang kamu lakukan terhadap lelaki yang sedang berjemur itu tadi?"
Gadis kecil itu menjawab, "Saya tidak melakukan apa-apa terhadap abang tu pon. Cuma waktu dia tidur, saya main dengan burung pipitnya. Tapi tidak lama kemudian, burung itu meludahi muka saya. Karena itu saya patahkan leher dan paruhnya, saya pecahkan telur-telurnya & saya bakar sarangnya!"
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issue of the day
p/s:I think this is one of the most touching and tender moment of the start of the new beginning for Beijing, China as the olympic games fanfare presents itself to the crowds and participants who are part of the olympic spirits and history. This picture is shown here as Beijing starts its own Olympian legacy, with its contribution to the games and to thousands of participating athletes, representing their own countries where they came from.Great idea to take the running of the torch off the ground--from a platform that represents the Great Wall, built to keep China isolated--put it on a scroll in the sky with the images of the relay, part of Beijing Olympic history and China's participation with all nations. The scroll is an essential element in revealing Chinese history and culture. The curled end of the unfurled scroll makes a magnificent show. Inspired! Cheers China
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Tuesday, August 5, 2008
issue of the day
Polis didakwa 'berniat jahat', hina mahkamah & salahguna kuasa- SUHAKAM
Polis didakwa 'berniat jahat'
Abdul Rahim Sabri | Aug 5, 08 8:06pm
Enam orang lelaki terus ditahan oleh polis walaupun dua majistret di mahkamah berasingan telah memerintahkan mereka dibebaskan segera.
Mahkamah majistret pada 31 Julai telah mengarahkan keenam-enamnya dibebaskan dari ibu pejabat polis daerah (IPD) Petaling Jaya setelah setelah direman empat hari atas siasatan kes berhubung penculikan.
Bagaimanapun mereka dipindahkan ke IPD Klang pada hari yang sama dan dibawa ke depan majistret atas siasatan berhubung rompakan berkumpulan.
Majistret Klang juga mengarahkan mereka dibebaskan.
Mereka kemudian dipindahkan sekali lagi ke IPD Petaling Jaya dan ditahan bawah Ordinan Darurat yang membenarkan penangkapan sehingga 60 hari tanpa dibawa depan majistret.
Dua di antara mereka Al-Amin Zulkernain dan Samuel Raj Sivajothi membuat aduan kepada Suruhanjaya Hak Asasi Manusia Malaysia (Suhakam) petang ini berhubung dakwaan "salah guna kuasa polis" dan tindakan pasukan itu yang dianggap "berniat jahat" (mala fide).
Peguam kedua-duanya Francis Pereira berkata, Al-Amin juga mendakwa beliau dipukul sewaktu siasatan di Petaling Jaya.
Aduan Al-Amin disampaikan oleh isterinya Fatimah Begum Mohd Kasim, sementara Samuel Raj diwakili kakaknya Padmini Sivajothi, kepada naib pengerusi Suhakam, Tan Sri Simon Sapuan di pejabat suruhanjaya itu di Jalan Raja Laut.
Turut hadir dalam majlis itu, pesuruhjaya Datuk Siva Subaramaniam, ketua bahagian aduannya Nurul Hasanah Ahamed, dua lagi peguam dan ahli-ahli keluarga Al-Amin dan Samuel Raj.
p/s: sekarang ni semua penyamum.perompak,perogol, pembunuh boleh jumpa suhakam kalau nak lepas.
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Monday, August 4, 2008
Sunday, August 3, 2008
issue of the day
Wan Azizah makes way for Anwar to contest in Permatang Pauh
PETALING JAYA: Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR) president Datuk Seri Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail has resigned from her Permatang Pauh MP¡¯s post to make way for her husband, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim.At a packed press conference at the PKR headquarters yesterday, Dr Wan Azizah said the decision was made after deliberating with her family, the PKR leadership and partners in Pakatan Rakyat.
¡°I have officially submitted my resignation as MP to Parliament Speaker Tan Sri Pandikar Amin Mulia¡¯s office, to make way for my husband Anwar Ibrahim to contest as a candidate for Pakatan Rakyat in a by-election as soon as possible.¡±
p/s: who's do you think bn's candidate?
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song of the week<1st week>
Give It 2 Me madonna feat pharrell
What are you waiting for?
Nobody's gonna show you how
Why work for someone else
To do what you can do right now?
Got no boundaries and no limits
If there's excitement, put me in it
If it's against the law, arrest me
If you can handle it, undress me
Don't stop me now, don't need to catch my breath
I can go on and on and on
When the lights go down and there's no one left
I can go on and on and on
Give it to me, yeah
No one's gonna show me how
Give it to me, yeah
No one's gonna stop me now
They say that a good thing never lasts
And then it has to fall
Those are the the people that did not
Amount to much at all
Give me the bassline and I'll shake it
Give me a record and I'll break it
There's no beginning and no ending
Give me a chance to go and I'll take it
Don't stop me now, don't need to catch my breath
I can go on and on and on
When the lights go down and there's no one left
I can go on and on and on
Give it to me, yeah
No one's gonna show me how
Give it to me, yeah
No one's gonna stop me now
(Pharrell:)
Watch this
Get stupid, get stupid, get stupid, don't stop it (what?)
Get stupid, get stupid, get stupid, don't stop it (what?)
Get stupid, get stupid, get stupid, don't stop it (what?)
Get stupid, get stupid, get stupid, don't stop it
Get stupid, get stupid, get stupid, don't stop it
(to the left, to the right, to the left, to the right)
Get stupid, get stupid, get stupid, don't stop it
(to the left, to the right, to the left, to the right)
Get stupid, get stupid, get stupid, don't stop it
(to the left, left, right, right, left, left, right, right)
Get stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid...
(left, left, right, right, left, left, right, right)
Don't stop me now, don't need to catch my breath
I can go on and on and on
When the lights go down and there's no one left
I can go on and on and on
Give it to me, yeah
No one's gonna show me how
Give it to me, yeah
No one's gonna stop me now
You're only here to win
Get what they say?
You're only here to win
Get what they do?
They'd do it too
If they were you
You done it all before
It ain't nothing new
You're only here to win
Get what they say?
You're only here to win
Get what they do?
They'd do it too
If they were you
You done it all before
It ain't nothing new
Give it to me, yeah
No one's gonna show me how
Give it to me, yeah
No one's gonna stop me now
Give it to me, yeah
No one's gonna show me how
Give it to me, yeah
No one's gonna stop me now
Give it to me
video clip
p/s: i know this song is already hit air wave since last month but the song is still going strong and so fresh. what makes this song so great is that no matter what all the negative things people are saying... She looks like she is having so much fun and that makes me feel like im having fun just listening it... Unbelievable that she still brings it at her age.Great Job Madonna.
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Friday, August 1, 2008
movie of the week <1st week>
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issue of the day
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