joke of the day

siti pikir lain dah

Seorang bapak memanggil anak gadisnya masuk kedalam bilik. Dialog dia
lebih kurang macam ni la...
Bapak : Siti, mai sini sat. Bapak nak tunjuk sesuatu ni.

Siti : Ya bapak, ada apa?

Bapak : Mai masuk dalam bilik pastu tolong tutup semua tirai tingkap.

Siti : Apa???!!! (isk bapak aku ni, lain macam jerr)

Bapak : Dengar tak Bapak kata.....

Siti : Ya bapak, Siti dengar...Cuma Siti tak percaya apa yang bapak
kata ni.

Bapak : Betulll. Bapak suruh hang masuk dalam bilik pastu tutup semua
tingkap.

Siti pun dalam ragu-ragu tu, dia ikut jugak la apa yang bapak dia
suruh. Sambil tu dok pikir gak laa apa la bapak dia nak buat, dah la
kat rumah.

Bapak : Okeh... mai duduk sebelah bapak. Heh, heh...

Siti : Eh!!! bapak, Siti kena keluar dari bilik ni. Sat lagi mak
balik...abis aaaa.

Bapak : Tak payah risau...mai duduk sini cepat!!!!Jangan bagi bapak
berkasar.

Siti pun terpaksa la duduk jugak...hati dia takleh cakap
laa...berdebar giler ahhh. Dalam kepala dok terbayang jadi apa la
nanti kat dia.

Bapak : Cantikkk!!! Yiihaaa. Astalavista bebeh. Okeh, mai masuk dalam
selimut bapak plak.

Siti : Apa???!!!

Bapak : Masuk la cepat!!! Dok cakap banyak pulak. Bapak ikat mulut tu
karang aaa.

Siti : Bapak...Siti takut laaa. (nak nangis)

Bapak : Siti, tengok ni

Siti tak sanggup nak tengok...dia pejamkan mata. Dia tahu, bapak dia
dok buang tebiat.

Bapak dia dah gila. Kiranya, bapak dia tunjuk tu konon-konon nak
intro dulu ler tu. Tapi dalam hati, Siti teringin gak la nak tengok.
Dia pun bukak la mata sik aaaa

Bapak : Cantik tak jam G-Shock baru bapak ni. Dia ader cahaya bila
gelap. Mahal nih!!! Dah, pegi keluar.

joke of the day

relax for 2 minutes..

Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.

Teacher : Why?

Student : There is no future in it.

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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Ted : $10.

Teacher : You don't know maths.

Ted : You don't know my father!

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Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did u copy his?

Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Teacher: 'Where were u born?'

Student: ' Singapore , Sir.'

Teacher: 'Which part?'

Student: 'All of me, Sir.'

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Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'

Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'

Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'

Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'

issue of the day

Makan tempe boleh 'mandul'
Lelaki kena kurang diet bersoya: Kajian

BOSTONelaki mengamalkan diet sayur-sayuran berasaskan soya dinasihatkan mengurangkan pengambilan makanan itu apabila penyelidik mendapati iaberisiko menjejaskan kesuburan golongan itu dengan mengurangkan bilangan sperma.

Kajian mendedahkan, lelaki yang makan purata separuh makanan berasaskan soya menghasilkan bilangan sperma kurang berbanding mereka yang tidak memakannya. Di kalangan lelaki yang memiliki berat badan berlebihan atau obes, kesannya lebih nyata.

Kurang bilangan sperma diketahui menyukarkan lelaki menghamilkan isteri atau pasangannya.

Menurut penyelidik, bahan digelar isoflavones dalam soya yang menyerupai hormon seks wanita, oestrogen, dipercayai menjadi punca.Kajian ke atas haiwan mengaitkan pengambilan tinggi isoflavones dengan masalah ketidaksuburan.

Dalam kajian terbaru, penyelidik Amerika Syarikat mendapati lelaki yang mengamalkan pengambilan tinggi makanan berasaskan soya memiliki bilangan sperma jauh lebih sedikit berbanding lelaki yang tidak memakannya langsung.
Di ketuaiDr Jorge Chavarro dari Jabatan Kesihatan Awam Harvard di Boston, merekamenyoal lelaki mengenai pengambilan 15 jenis makanan berasaskan soya.Ia termasuk tofu, tempe, sosej soya, burger, susu soya, keju, dadih danais krim, hasil soya seperti kacang panggang dan minuman.

Lelaki dalam kumpulan mengamalkan pengambilan paling tinggidiberi makanan berasaskan soya secara purata setengah hidangan sehari.

Kaitan antara pengambilan soya dan bilangan sperma lebih kuatdi kalangan lelaki obes atau memiliki berat badan berlebihan, keranatubuh mereka mengeluarkan lebih banyak oestrogen berbanding lelakikurus, kata penyelidik. � Agensi

p/s: sapa2 nak cari laki dr pemakan tempe..kena "check'' dulu ye..hehe

Issue of the day

Dolah & Najib Takut Jumpa Akhbar


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Mengapa Presiden UMNO Dollah Badawi dan Timbalannya Najib melarikan diri dari akhbar selepas mesyuarat Majlis tertinggi UMNO semalam?

Adakah malu untuk menjawab mengapa PAS menolak jemputan mereka untuk bermuzakarah? Kali ini UMNO cuba atas nama Islam. Lupakan sekejap isu perpecahan Melayu. UMNO masih mahu, mengajak PAS, bagai hidung tak mancung pipi tersorong-sorong? Aduhai ibarat calar diurut air garam! “Rejection is surely painful”.

Apakah Dolah dan Najib juga malu besar bila suara antarabangsa melempar ke muka Dolah dan Najib supaya berpegang kepada prinsip “rule of law” dalam konspirasi liwat Anwar Ibrahim?
“Paaap!”. Seperti tamparan tepat ke muka. Malaysia tidak akan mampu untuk menolak pandangan antarabangsa kecuali ia duduk dalam liga yang sama dengan Myammar atau Zimbabwe.

Oh, Najib! Adakah bimbang jadi gabrah bila ditekan oleh akhbar/press akan pendedahan terbaharu Raja Petra bahawa Najib dan Saiful Bukhari telah merancang tuduhan sodomi terhadap Anwar? Pasti Najib akan gabrah bila bertalu-tallu diminta komen bahawa RPK punya rakaman video berkaitan perjumpaan Najib dan Saiful. (ada saksi lain).

Jarang sekali dua tokoh besar parti dan pemimpin utama negara menghindari press selesai sahaja mesyuarat. Malahan biasanya suka benar bila dinanti pihak akhbar selepas mesyuarat.

Melewati akhbar sama tidak menghormati kehadiran mereka yang sentiasa menanti tak kira waktu untuk memberi liputan. Biasanya mesyuarat MT UMNO bermula bermula awal malam dan berakhir tak tahu masanya malahan hingga jam 1 pagi pun ada. Saya arif benar kerana pernah mengalaminya.

Waktu menanti inilah para jurnalis berkumpul, bergosip dan mengemaskini sesama rakan akan perkembangan semasa. Dalam senario kini, mereka menanti apakah rencana kepala-kepala negara untuk memperlekeh dan memperbodohkan rakyat jelata.

Entah apa strategi/rahsia besar mereka masakini sehinggakan mereka tiada apa yang hendak dikatakan setelah bermesyuarat panjang kecuali “no comment” dan cabut lari?

Harapan kita, mereka segera keluar dan dinyahkan dari kehidupan rakyat Malaysia secepat mereka mencari pintu dengan frasa “no comment”.

crdt:tranungkite

P/s: Inikah sikap pemimpin yang menunggu hari jatuh ke bawah? Berani kerana benar salah kerana dah memang terang2 org tau..

movie of the week

The Dark Knight

In my opinion the movie was great - the voice Bale chose to use as the Batman was a Clint Eastwood rip off. It got kinda distracting. Ledger was the star of the show. Great story and action. I hope Bale takes a little off the voice in the next one.A good story is always better than a great action film. I think many directors have forgotten that these days and The Dark Knight does have a lot of action, it's story is what kept me going from the first minute to the last. The action wasn't definitely icing on the cake though. This is the best movie i opted for this week.
-Enjoy-






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song of the week

Out Of Our Heads

Out Of Our Heads
Lyrics: Bottrell/Crow Music: Bottrell

If you feel you wanna fight me
There’s a chain around your mind
When something is holding you tightly
What is real is so hard to find

Losing babies to genocide
Oh where’s the meaning in that plight
Can’t you see that we’ve really bought into
Every word they proclaimed and every lie, oh

If we could only get out of our heads, out of our heads
And into our hearts
If we could only get out of our heads, out of our heads
And into our hearts

Someone’s feeding on your anger
Someone’s been whispering in your ear
You’ve seen his face before
You’ve been played before
These aren’t the words you need to hear

Through the dawn of darkness blindly
You have blood upon your hands
All the world will treat you kindly
But only the heart can understand, oh understand

If we could only get out of our heads, out of our heads
And into our hearts
Children of Abraham lay down your fears, swallow your
tears and look to your heart

If we could only get out of our heads, out of our heads
And into our hearts
Children of Abraham lay down your fears, swallow your
tears and look to your heart

Every man is his own prophet
Oh every prophet just a man
I say all the women stand up, say yes to themselves
Teach your children best you can

Let every man bow to the best in himself
We’re not killing any more
We’re the wisest ones, everybody listen
‘Cause you can’t fight this feeling any more, oh anymore

If we could only get out of our heads, out of our heads
And into our hearts
Children of Abraham lay down your fears, swallow your
tears and look to your heart

If we could only get out of our heads, out of our heads
And into our hearts
Children of Abraham lay down your fears, swallow your
tears and look to your heart

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P/S: I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH LISTENING OF THIS SONG LATELY. IT SOUNDS GOOD TO ME AND I LOVE THIS KINDA MUSIC WHICH I CAN REPEATEDLY LISTEN TO. AFTER ALL, SHERYL CROW IS A GENIUS IN HER PATH MAKING MUSIC INTERESTINGLY. SO I WOULD CHOOSE THIS SONG FOR THIS WEEK AND IF U COULD UNDERSTAND THE LYRIC ENTIRELY , YOU WOULD LOOK AT SHERYL'S BEST COMPASSION ON TODAY'S ISSUE. what it means to me is that if we quit thinking with our heads and start thinking with our hearts, there wouldn't be so much crap going on as there is now!-PEACE-

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