joke of the day

relax for 2 minutes..

Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.

Teacher : Why?

Student : There is no future in it.

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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Ted : $10.

Teacher : You don't know maths.

Ted : You don't know my father!

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Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did u copy his?

Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Teacher: 'Where were u born?'

Student: ' Singapore , Sir.'

Teacher: 'Which part?'

Student: 'All of me, Sir.'

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Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'

Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'

Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'

Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'